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Ame-Chan · Site Admin Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Posts: 163

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Ame-Chan · Site Admin Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Posts: 163

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.”

“Yes I do!”

“Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?”

“I’ll take that big chair they all carry, and I’ll stick it in his face until he backs down.”

“Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?”

“I’ll take that whip they all carry, and I’ll whip him and whip him until he backs down.”

“Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?”

“I’ll take that gun they all carry, and shoot him.”

“Well, what if that gun doesn’t work? What will you do then?”

“I’ll pick up some of the shit that’s on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of the cage.”

“Well, what if there ain’t no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?”

“You ain’t thinkin’ none to clear - cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don’t work, there’s going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage. You can bet on it!”
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Hikaru-san · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 47 Location: Never Never Land

haha I have heard that one a long time ago.

hito_me_bore · Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 70 Location: New York

ahahahahaha

. it took me a few seconds but i got it, lol.

Shiranui · Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 23 Location: Celestial Plain

*Summons a Shadow Wolf to chew on Hikaru's hair*

It's because you're blonde Clarissa.

It was funny, but the slower ones wont catch it
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Ame-Chan · Site Admin Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Posts: 163

XD
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Hikaru-san · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 47 Location: Never Never Land

why is my hair chewed? T-T

It's pink, not gum.

InuGirl · Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Quebec

hey watch shi
i can be slow, depend of the days XP

Ame-Chan · Site Admin Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Posts: 163

XD

I take it you're blonde then Inugirl? lol
We love you guys all the same, but we like to tease ya. XD

Like this!

Mom sent me this:

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my
sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing,
stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird (s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yup................SHE'S BLONDE
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InuGirl · Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Quebec

XDD nice
and yes i am blonde XP
proud of it though

Ame-Chan · Site Admin Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Posts: 163

InuGirl · Joined: 15 Nov 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Quebec

my bf is a redhead ^^
good combo XDDD oth blue eyes XP

hito_me_bore · Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Posts: 70 Location: New York

lmao!!!! hahaha that turkey story is soo funny.
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Ame-Chan · Site Admin Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Posts: 163

I have blue eyes.
BRIGHT blue eyes in photos xD
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Hikaru-san · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 47 Location: Never Never Land

brown

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