Ame-Chan
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An Asylum is...An institution for the care of people, especially those with physical or mental impairments, who require organized supervision or assistance.
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Ame-Chan
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Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.”
“Yes I do!”
“Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?”
“I’ll take that big chair they all carry, and I’ll stick it in his face until he backs down.”
“Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?”
“I’ll take that whip they all carry, and I’ll whip him and whip him until he backs down.”
“Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?”
“I’ll take that gun they all carry, and shoot him.”
“Well, what if that gun doesn’t work? What will you do then?”
“I’ll pick up some of the shit that’s on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of the cage.”
“Well, what if there ain’t no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?”
“You ain’t thinkin’ none to clear - cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don’t work, there’s going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage. You can bet on it!”
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Hikaru-san
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haha I have heard that one a long time ago.
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hito_me_bore
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ahahahahaha  . it took me a few seconds but i got it, lol.
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Shiranui
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*Summons a Shadow Wolf to chew on Hikaru's hair*
It's because you're blonde Clarissa.
It was funny, but the slower ones wont catch it
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Ame-Chan
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XD
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Hikaru-san
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why is my hair chewed? T-T
It's pink, not gum.
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InuGirl
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hey watch shi
i can be slow, depend of the days XP
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Ame-Chan
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XD
I take it you're blonde then Inugirl? lol
We love you guys all the same, but we like to tease ya. XD
Like this!
Mom sent me this:
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my
sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing,
stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird (s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yup................SHE'S BLONDE
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InuGirl
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XDD nice
and yes i am blonde XP
proud of it though
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Ame-Chan
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| InuGirl wrote: | XDD nice
and yes i am blonde XP
proud of it though |
awesome 
I'm naturally a dark brunette.
Right now, I'm a black haired, previously redhead... lol
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InuGirl
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my bf is a redhead ^^
good combo XDDD oth blue eyes XP
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hito_me_bore
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lmao!!!! hahaha that turkey story is soo funny.
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Ame-Chan
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I have blue eyes.
BRIGHT blue eyes in photos xD
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Hikaru-san
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brown
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InuGirl
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depend sof the days
sometime my eyes are green
sometime blue
sometime grey
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Preciousangelwings
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mine change too!! but mostly they stay green. but they'll turn blue or brown too. o.O
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InuGirl
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hey now i regonize who this is XP hey jan!
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Preciousangelwings
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lol Oh but of course! but call me Paw. I'm not Janista, remember? 
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InuGirl
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fine fine fien XP
but to me your jan XP
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Preciousangelwings
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Well you're mistaken. :XD: i'm not a tiger demon, sorry. just an obsessive animal (mostly feline and dolphins) lover. :XD:
yes Janista is my character, but she's not the real deal. XP
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InuGirl
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bah me its your nickname so XD
and you know
behing here at 2 am
when you wake up at 5 AM fro school
and cant sleep from sickness
it really really suck
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Preciousangelwings
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it really is my real life nickname so i really don't mind. I jsut hope i'll be able to tell who you mean by "Jan" XD
but yeah that's not good. you should probably get some GOOD sleep. go to bed early, ya know?
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InuGirl
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i know
and now i got the whole day cause ive got no school!!!!!!!!!!!
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Preciousangelwings
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no waaay!! that's awesome!!! lol you're so lucky ^^
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InuGirl
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*sick tongue out*
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Preciousangelwings
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well what's to expect from Canadian weather, neh? XD
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InuGirl
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there ya go ! ^^
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Preciousangelwings
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lol XD YAAAY SNOW!! snoooow snow snow snow snow!!
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InuGirl
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*throws snowball*
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Preciousangelwings
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AhH!! DUCK AND COVER!! *hides behind snow fortress wall and throws one back* SNOWBALL FIIIIGHT!!
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InuGirl
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*Grab bazooka* WHOOOHOOOT SNOWBALL WAR!! >3
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Ame-Chan
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*sighs and looks at the green grass outside*
It's cold as heck but no snow. ;.;
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Preciousangelwings
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me ish Sorry Ame here have some of mine!! *takes a potato launcher and shoots snow at Ame*
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InuGirl
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OH i wish i could just ship some! ><
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Preciousangelwings
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lol yeah. too bad it would just be a very wet box when it got there. ><
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